Tonteria Club Guestlist & Tables

Tonteria Guestlist


Opened up by best friend to Prince William and Prince Harry, Guy Pelly, the Tonteria guestlist club is situated in Sloane Square, London is where you want to go for some excellent Mexican cuisine followed by the best tequila and topped off with a night of dancing. If you love Tequila then Tonteria is your tequila heaven! All about being original while still looking sexy, the Tonteria guestlist is a great way to spend your night when you’re looking for a theme party with a twist. Tonteria manage to make a fun themed club still ooze with class and sophistication.

Tonteria is an exclusive Mexican themed nightclub and bar located next to Sloane Square station, with themed entertainment. Mondays are it's busiest night, and many famous celebrity clientele have stepped foot into the venue including the Royals and Kate and Pippa Middleton.

Tonteria offers an authentic Mexican experience right from the tapas on offer to their tequila-based cocktails. Entering the Tonteria guestlist is like stepping onto a plane to go to Mexico for a holiday full of vacations and parties, only this one is right in your neighborhood. The Tonteria guestlist is decked out in Mexican Day of the Dead décor; a few of the walls here are covered in classic floral print wallpaper, and those that aren’t are plastered with stone to give it that classic Spanish adobe look.


The intimate basement restaurant and club is decked out accordingly to add to the Mexican ambiance but the club manages to retain its sophistication and class of a top London club simultaneously. With classy wooden tables where you can enjoy a taste of classy Mexican tapas, the party starts between 10 and 11 when they move the tables in the centre aside to be replaced by a wild and sexy dance floor. Colourful hammocks dangle from the ceiling, giving it that casual and intimate feel, though this place is not for the casual and all about the intimacy.


And even though there are hammocks hanging from the ceiling don’t think for a second that this is casual; Kate Middleton’s sister Pippa has been known to party here, so you’ll want to step it up and dress in your most stylish clothes. Oversized lucha heads were purchased and everyone on staff wears them to add to the club’s Mexican theme, though the outfits worn on the bottom part of the staff adds that sexy twist.

With the theme you know that if you’re a tequila drinker there will be something new or an old favourite waiting for you to try. Tonteria is the place all you tequila lovers have been waiting for. A wooden train, conveniently titled the Tequila Express, delivers tequila shots to the VIPs and exclusives, and the Tonteria guestlist is the best place to go for a wild and erotic night out. The venue is transformed each night from a delicious Mexican cuisine restaurant into a London hot spot that offers an unforgettable mad Mexican night out. The club provides Mexican themed entertainment to make sure there is never a dull moment in your Tonteria experience, from Mexican wrestlers to masked dancers! Without doubt, Tonteria offers a different, more exciting evening out than many of its competing London clubs. If you fancy your typical classy, fun and sophisticated London night out then why not try it with a twist.. a Mexican twist? This club will definitely not disappoint and you’ll find yourself wanting to visit Mexico after one visit! Setting foot in this club will take you on a Mexican whirlwind and a fiesta that you will want to experience over and over again! Expect a fun-filled, crazy night with a selection of the world’s best tequilas and authentic entertainment that will have you forgetting you’re in London from the minute you step through the door. A Tonteria night is definitely a night that you won’t forget!

Tonteria Guestlist, Table Prices & Table Bookings


Tonteria Entry Price

Tonteria allow complimentary entry or £10 for ladies before midnight on the guestlist after which there is a £20 door fee.

Tonteria Table Prices

Tables at Tonteria start at £1000 for a standard table. VIP tables from £2000. Table prices can usually be higher on Fridays and Saturdays. Entry with a table is recommended before midnight after which the club can be full.

Tonteria Dress Code

Dressy with ladies in high-heels. Guys wearing smart attire.


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Open: Monday - Thursday - Friday - Saturday
Closed: Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday - Sunday
Tonteria - 7-12 Sloane Square SW1 W8EG | | +44(0)2072052245




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