Capital A List – Celebrity club news – 17th September 2012
Bleary eyed and caught in a skirt. These celebs just don’t help themselves! Queens Park Rangers striker, Djibril Cisse was seen leaving Whisky Mist in a Kanye inspired fashion monstrosity last night.
God knows why but Djibril chose this Givenchy outfit to mark the occasion of his 31st birthday.

This just goes to show that money really can’t buy style but luckily it can buy a good stylist, so Djibril should look into this STAT. It’s hard to believe that this ensemble cost over £1000, the skirt alone costing £860! That’s a hell of a lot of drinks!
Let’s leave the skirts for the ladies and the Scots Djibril!

Capital A List – Celebrity club news – 17th September 2012
Hollyoaks star, Jennifer Metcalfe was snapped celebrating her 29th birthday at Cafe Du Paris over the weekend. Jennifer was joined by several of her Hollyoaks cast mates as well as her ice skating boyfriend, Sylvain Longchambon. Jennifer looked rather demure for the birthday girl opting for a long, flowy dress.

Cummon Jess, you’re turning 29 not 49! Four leggy sailor girls ultimately stole the show in their scantily clad ensembles leaving Jessica looking rather underwhelming and matronly at her own birthday party!

Capital A List – Celebrity club news – 10th September 2012
24 year old singer and X Factor judge, Tulisa was caught exposing a little too much when she jumped into a waiting cab after leaving the Rose Club last weekend. You gotta give the girl credit, at least she didn’t pull a Britney and actually remembered to slip on some undies before heading out! Future reference for popstars everywhere: hoist skirt down and cross legs once in car.

Rihanna was seen at Rose Club just the week before running amuck and breaking a table, creating a frenzy with nearby bouncers! It’s a wild club and we ♥ it that way.

Capital A List – Celebrity club news – 10th September 2012
On a yet another boozy night out in London, Lauren was captured by the paps looking every inch the hot mess that she is. Rather than walk the short distance to Cafe De Paris nightclub, Lauren decided to jump in a rickshaw and catch a ride instead.

Lauren officially made an exit from hit show, TOWIE last Sunday with a well orchestrated sob story ready to tell any media outlet that will listen. Her reason being that she could no longer handle cyber bullies targeting her weight. Jumping in a tacky Piccadilly rickshaw instead of walking the two blocks won’t hush the haters Lauren! Oh and FYI Lauren, the strategically placed frill in the middle of your dress isn’t hiding anything!

Capital A List – Celebrity club news – 10th September 2012
One Direction’s, Harry Styles was probably on Cougar patrol again last week when he was spotted entering Mahiki night club with Rita Ora and bestfriend/nobody, Nick Grimshaw. The threesome were believed to be celebrating Rita’s album release and headline show at the Scala.

Harry looked as if he was about to give his mate a good old backhand to the ass before entering the club. Best to leave the kinky stuff til the after party, Harry! Luckily Rita was present and brought some ‘celebrity’ to this celebrity sighting.